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Post by Storm on Sept 3, 2011 0:33:36 GMT -5
Torn: *wraps arm around Smith's neck* 99 bottles of *hiccup* beer on the waaaaaall! 99 bottles of beeeeeeer! *hiccup*
Smith: You take one down, you *hiccup* pass it arouuuuund!! 99 bottles of beer on the *hiccup* waaaaaaaall!!
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Post by Wolfstorm on Sept 3, 2011 0:36:19 GMT -5
((pfftttt, they're singing!))
Smith:*wraps pegleg around Torn's neck, while holding a bottle of booze in another paw* *hick* we're going to dance*hick* all night until we drop!
Torn: yeah, so*hick* keep the booze *hick* coming Eliza!
Eliza: WTF?! What is going on around here?!
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Post by Storm on Sept 3, 2011 0:38:07 GMT -5
*music stops*
Torn: *slowly turns around to glare at Eliza* YOU RUINED THE FREAKING PARTAY.
Smith: *glares at Eliza with Torn*
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Post by fatalisexpiriment on Sept 3, 2011 0:40:47 GMT -5
Eliza: Torny, dearest, I can hear your liver screaming.
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Post by Storm on Sept 3, 2011 0:43:01 GMT -5
Torn: Er, what the fu-
Torn's Liver: AAAAAAAAACCHHHHKKKKKK!!! I"M DYING!!
Torn: *dies from shock*
Smith: Er........
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Post by Wolfstorm on Sept 3, 2011 0:53:38 GMT -5
Smith:(raises a finger in the air) We're going to die*hiccup*drinking booze, and we'll*hiccup* keeping drinken in StarClannzers!*hiccup*
Eliza:...I'm married to a drunken?!
Smith:(runs out of booze)*hiccup* What?! I'm out of booze?!*hiccup* Without it, there's no reason to*hiccup* live!(jumps off a cliff) Goodbye cruel world!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Storm on Sept 3, 2011 10:38:09 GMT -5
Torn: *comes back to life* NOOOOOOO!! FAAAATHERR!!
Smith ; *falling off cliff*
Torn: * forever alone*
Eliza: *turns around to leave*
Torn: *turns on Eliza* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! WE TOLD YOU TO BRING MORE FREAKING BOOZE!! *rage face*
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Post by fatalisexpiriment on Sept 3, 2011 11:07:28 GMT -5
Eliza: It's ok, we're only in the theatre.
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Post by Storm on Sept 3, 2011 11:12:46 GMT -5
Torn: *drunk* WHA~? *looks over the edge of the cliff*
Smith: *one foot below the edge* Hey, I'm alive! This must be a sign from StarClan!
Torn: OH MY GOSH!!
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Post by Wolfstorm on Sept 3, 2011 14:00:56 GMT -5
Wind: Og great, drunken on the edge!
Torn: *hiccup* this is history!
Eliza:(grabs a fishing pole, and flings it the over the edge) Drunk cat caught! Good thing we're uase to this....
Smith: *hiccup* weeee, I'm *hiccup* flying!!
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